Excuse Me Ma'am...

"will you kindly...get off of my firetruck? I've been a fine host all evening... sharing everything, smiling, and pretending to appreciate that old guy with the beard. But it's past my bedtime and YOU'RE A GIRL. I bit my tongue when Chase said he was the captain and insisted on driving, but firecode #F5232-1 states you must be wearing a bow tie (not lavender jammies) to handle this rig."